Wednesday, February 21, 2018

How to be Vijay Malya or Nirav Modi - Crash course to become Vijay Malya or Nirav Modi - Modus operandi

Crash course to become Vijay Malya or Nirav Modi ...

Take X amount loan from bank A.
Take 2X amount loan from bank B.

Repay X loan of bank A.
Since your credit rating is good bank A now willingly gives you 4X amout loan.

Repay 2X amount loan of bank B.
Now bank B will willingly provide you 8X loan.

Use this to repay bank A loan , continue this (  with help of personal contacts in bank and few politicians) till loan reaches more than 1000X , then book a flight out of india ... Simple ...

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Guess which woman I'm going to marry

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees and the next day he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Ok, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "the one in the middle." He was surprised that his mother was so easily able to guess the correct woman, "How do you know?!" The mother replies, "I don't like her!" 😂😂😂😂

Silent Letters - we ignore some letters eg letter 'H' in Hour, Honest, Honor.. E.t.c, Why?

When I was in school I used to ask a lot of questions.

One Day I asked our English teacher:     
       
Well, in pronunciation we ignore some letters eg letter 'H' in Hour, Honest, Honor.. E.t.c, Why?

Teacher: Not ignoring, they are considered silent.

(I was even more confused).🤔🤔

During Lunch break teacher asked me to heat her packed lunch in the cafeteria.

I ate all the food and returned an empty container.

Teacher: What happened, I told you to go and HEAT my food??

Me: Mmmmh Madam I thought 'H' was silent

😜😜😜😜🤣🤣