Killer joke - Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class

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Killer joke:..

The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip His Finger in urine & tasted it in his own mouth. 
Then he asked the Students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in urine sample & tasted it....
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them & said: The most important Quality is 'Observation'.  I dipped my MIDDLE Finger but tasted the INDEX Finger. Today you just Learn, "How to Pay Attention". 
All Students shouted...

saala kuttta!!!😂😂😂

NEWTON'S 4TH LAW (discovered by students)

NEWTON'S 4TH LAW (discovered by students) .........

Every book continue to be in state of rest or covered with dust, until & unless an internal or external semister exams appear &  the speed of turning pages is directly proportional to the syllabus to be covered and the tension in the mind remains constant.

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Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this about the situation during his lifetime

*Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this about the situation during his lifetime:*

1. The poor - work & work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
3. The soldier - protects both.
4. The taxpayer - pays for all three.
5. The wanderer - rests for all four.
6. The drunk - drinks for all five.
7. The banker - robs all six.
8. The lawyer - misleads all seven.
9. The doctor - bills all eight.
10. The undertaker - buries all nine.
11. The Politician - lives happily on account of all ten.

*Written in 43 B.C., but valid even today.*

Letter to wife - worth sharing

A man  before  leaving  for  work, left  a  letter on the  dining  table  for  his wife. Chores around  the house kept the woman from  seeing the  letter until about 12 noon. When she  finally  chanced on  the letter  she was  so  excited to  see  that her husband had taken time to write  her a letter.  She kissed the  paper when she saw  "my beautiful  wife"  at the  top,  hugged  it when  she  saw  "I  love you with all my heart"  at the bottom, and  sniffed  it  when she  realized it smelled of her husband's  perfume.  

Out of excitement,  and without  even  bothering to read the  content  of  the letter, she made up  her  mind to cook him  his favorite  meal for dinner that night. She quickly  rushed  to  the  kitchen and got  to  work. After  cooking and setting the  table, she  went to the wash room  and  took  a shower, put  on  her most attractive  night gown  and  dressed  the bed.

Just  as  she was  about to  finish laying  the bed her  husband walked into the house. When  she heard him come  in she  went  out to  welcome  him. To her surprise, her husband was  very  furious when  he  saw her. She became very confused and  asked  why he  wouldn't  even let  her welcome  him  with  a hug but  instead have that  angry look  on his  face.

The husband  asked,  "Did you read the  letter  I  left  you on  the table?"
The  woman responded, "Oh yes I saw  it.  That's  why I  went through  all  the trouble to  prepare  your favorite  meal  for you. Thank  you  so  much honey, it  was  sweet  of  you."
She  leaned  in to give  him a  kiss  but  he  pushed  her away to her  surprise.

The husband  went  on,  "If you did,  then  why haven't  you done any  of the things  I instructed you to  do?"
The man went  inside and  came  out  again quickly  with an already  packed suit  case. He headed  straight for the door and said  to his wife, "See  you in  7  days."

The  woman stood there confused  but before she could utter a word, the  door had slammed behind him.

She  went  back  to the dining  table to  take a  second look  at  the letter.

It  read……
My  beautiful wife, My company  has  asked 4 colleges and  myself to  go  on a seven  day trip  to  Dubai for a training  program. They said  that  we  can  bring along  our  wives and I  thought this will be the best  opportunity  for us to  have the honeymoon we  never  did  after we  got married.
I have already packed a  suit  case  for myself,  so please pack yours. Our flight leaves  at  exactly  7 pm so  I will be home at  6 o'clock  for us  to  go to the  airport.  No need  to cook dinner  since there will  be  food on the plane. Just  be prepare  to  go  as soon as I get  back. Please be ready before I get back so we don't miss the flight. I Love you with  all  my  heart.

I bet  you  thought this woman was  unwise when  you realized  her  mistake  as you read this  piece.

Well unfortunately  this is  the  state  of  many Christians in the  Body of Christ  today. We have  accepted Jesus as our Lord, and are  excited about being children  of  God  and the fact that  He will come back  again  for us  one day. But we  have not  taken into account  what  He  expects us to do before  His return.  
This is because  our  Bibles are closed. We  have  read a few scriptures in  the Word and are excited about  promises but have completely  ignored most of his instructions.

You do  not know  a man  if you do not  know  His Word.
How  then do  we profess to be married to a groom  whose word we have relegated to  the  background in the pursuit  of signs and  wonders. 

Unfortunately  what many don't  know  is  that  the Word is the  power for  signs and wonders, so  if  we  go for the  word  these things we are chasing  will  chase  us.

Let us pay attention to His letter, which is the Word of God. It will draw us close to His desire for us and enable us to walk in victory over this world and it's challenges. 

This is worth sharing☝☝☝

Thought for the Day - men fail to see the flowers - Albert Schweitzer

🗿 *Thought for the Day:*

In the hopes of reaching the moon🌛

men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.🌼

~_Albert Schweitzer._
_(Musician and Philosopher)_

🌹HaPpY Morning..!

Have a Pleasant Sunday..!🌞

Maya Angelou-You may encounter many defeats

🗿 *Thought for the Day:*

You may encounter many defeats,😟

but

you must not be defeated.🤗

In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats,☝🏽

so

you can know who you are,🤔

what you can rise from,🏃🏾

how you can still come out of it😇

~_Maya Angelou._

_(American Author)_

🌹HaPpY Morning..!

A man was invited to a wedding

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives
He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men
He entered men door n found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts
He entered the second door ( people without gifts )
He found himself outside the hotel..😁😁😁😁

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Beautiful Message-If You Are Right Then There is No Need to Get Angry

*Beautiful   Message*!!

1.   If    You    Are    Right    Then     There    is     No    Need    to    Get    Angry ...

  2.  And    If    You    Are    Wrong    Then    You     Don't     Have    Any    Right    to    Get    Angry.

3.   Patience    With    Family    is   Love .....

4.  Patience    With    Others    is   Respect.

5.  Patience     With     Self     is   Confidence   And   Patience   With   GOD   is   Faith.

6.   Never    Think    Hard    About    The    PAST ,    It    Brings    Tears...

7.   Don't    Think    More    About   The   FUTURE ,   It   Brings   Fear...

8.  Live   This   Moment   With   A   Smile ,  It    Brings   Cheer.

9.  Every     Test     in    Our    Life   Makes   Us   Bitter   Or   Better .....

10.   Every   Problem   Comes   To   Make   Us   Or   Break   Us  !

11.   The      Choice     is       Ours   Whether   We   Become   Victims   Or   Victorious.

12.   Beautiful   Things    Are    Not   Always   Good   But   Good  Things   Are   Always   Beautiful ......

13.   Do   You   Know    Why    God  Created   Gaps  between  Fingers ?  So     That     Someone ,    Who    is     Special    To    You ,   Comes    And   Fills   Those    Gaps ,   By   Holding   Your   Hand   Forever.

14.   " Happiness "   Keeps   You ....  Sweet   But   Being   Sweet   Brings   Happiness.
💐💐💐😀😀🙂

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#Coolmessage
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You can Easily Break Open Car's Glasses with Headrests in case of Emergencies

The headrest of car seats is deliberately kept detachable and supporting rods are sharp so that it could be used to break open the glass of car in case of fire and

emergency. The car's glass too are kept easily breakable from inside. Very few people know about it and thus can't save themselves in case of emergencies.

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Today's Thought-Build 3 factories in your life

🌷Today's Thought🌷

Build 3 factories in your life, 4th one you will get FREE

1.Ice factory in brain. Be cool.
2.Sugar factory in tongue. Be sweet.
3.Love factory in heart. Be calm.

4.Then life will be satis"factory"!

Amazing Frozen Lemons-Lemon Peels contain more vitamins than the Lemon Juice

🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 AMAZING FROZEN LEMONS
Place the washed lemon in the freezer. Once frozen, get your grater, & shred the whole lemon (no need to peel it) and sprinkle it on your foods! On vegetables, salad,

ice cream, soup, cereals, noodles, spaghetti sauce, rice, sushi, fish dishes, ... the list is endless. All the foods will get an unexpected wonderful taste! Most likely, you

only think of lemon juice as vitamin C. Not anymore! What's the major advantage of using the whole lemon other than preventing waste & adding new taste to your

dishes?

Lemon peels contain as much as 5 to 10 times more vitamins than the lemon juice itself & that's what you've been wasting! Lemon peels are health rejuvenators in

eradicating toxic elements in the body. The surprising benefits of lemon is the miraculous ability to kill cancer cells! It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy. Why

do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits. You can now help a friend in need

by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy.

How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the multimillionaires large corporations? This plant is a proven remedy

against cancers of all types. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it

regulates blood pressure & an antidepressant, combats stress & nervous disorders.

The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970,

the extracts revealed that It destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung & pancreas... The compounds of this tree showed 10,000

times better effect than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells. And what is even more

astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells. So, give those lemons a good wash, freeze

them and grate them. Your whole body will love you for it!! 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

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