Monday, December 12, 2016

Killer joke - Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class

Don't die by laugh.....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂

Killer joke:..

The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip His Finger in urine & tasted it in his own mouth. 
Then he asked the Students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in urine sample & tasted it....
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them & said: The most important Quality is 'Observation'.  I dipped my MIDDLE Finger but tasted the INDEX Finger. Today you just Learn, "How to Pay Attention". 
All Students shouted...

saala kuttta!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Saturday, December 10, 2016

NEWTON'S 4TH LAW (discovered by students)

NEWTON'S 4TH LAW (discovered by students) .........

Every book continue to be in state of rest or covered with dust, until & unless an internal or external semister exams appear &  the speed of turning pages is directly proportional to the syllabus to be covered and the tension in the mind remains constant.

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Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this about the situation during his lifetime

*Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this about the situation during his lifetime:*

1. The poor - work & work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
3. The soldier - protects both.
4. The taxpayer - pays for all three.
5. The wanderer - rests for all four.
6. The drunk - drinks for all five.
7. The banker - robs all six.
8. The lawyer - misleads all seven.
9. The doctor - bills all eight.
10. The undertaker - buries all nine.
11. The Politician - lives happily on account of all ten.

*Written in 43 B.C., but valid even today.*